Bleh
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
THE HORMONE WARNING:
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in
the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.
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11 comments:
LOL, Mary }:) This is tooo funny . . . hehehehe.
Very funny!!! I might copy that and send it to DH. He had the gall to mention hormones during a fight the other day (unhormone related) and I seriously wanted to kill him. Men just do not get it.
But Mar...wait until you join me in...
The Menopause Zone.
Truly a place where no man has gone before. LOL He'd better not try, either, because with the moods I can get into now, I would kick his ass. :)
JoAnn <---a nice person, really...
Hey, Mary, what's Gerry doing with that Venus man trap Angelina?
Elizabeth...it's got to be purely work related (The Lara Croft: Cradle of Life publicity)! Gerard would MUCH rather hang out with Mar, any day of the week. Of that I am sure.
Love his hair in this one...would like to run my fingers through it...sigh...
J
LOL! I really like #1 & 13. Of course, I guess they're kind of tied together. *g*
I WANT menopause. It's worse now than it was when I was a teenager. I almost want to go on the Pill just to have RELIEF!
Oh, Gerry was in that pic? I posted it for Angelina ;) She's hot.
I wouldn't mind being in Angelina's place. I mean, she's worked with Gerry, Daniel Craig (possibly the next James Bond), and Brad Pitt. If I didn't like her so much I'd be calling her a bad name.
And Clive - don't forget Clive!
Right, Mary. DON'T EVER FORGET ABOUT CLIVE!!!!
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