Hokey Pokey

"The Hokey Pokey" (as written by W. Shakespeare).

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from Heaven's yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Super cool Gerard pic, too. :)

JoAnn <---who has free Showtime and HBO this weekend, so she can tape Gerard in TIMELINE! Yay!

Janice Lynn said...

LOL at the Shakespear Hokey Pokey! & yum at Gerard....but not as yum as Matthew. ;)

MaryF said...

JoAnn - free HBO and Showtime?? Cool! Lemme know what you think of Timeline. A heck of a lot of running hither and yon, if you ask me.

Janice, :P

Anonymous said...

WE LOVED TIMELINE. Sigh. Gerard with long hair AND a beard. I didn't notice much else but him. :)


Sigh,
JoAnn

MaryF said...

LOL, he was pretty, wasn't he? Sweaty. Intense.

You didn't miss much by only noticing him, though. His character in the book was so different.

Michele said...

Shakespears Hokey Pokey??!
You Slay me!!
ROTFL!!!!
Where do you GET this stuff?
*giggle snort*
You are so darn funny.

MaryF said...

ALSO not mine - I don't get Shakespeare.

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